D&D NPC Table: Various Rappers to Spice Up Your Next Adventure

Yeah, you’re great at making up NPCs. Do any of them have bars? Didn’t think so. That’s where your last campaign stalled.

Breakup Gaming Society continues its roleplaying innovation with this handy table of ready-to-spit MCs for your boring dungeon. You can summon oddities of varying talent that includes:

• Bloodaxegrimnuts: Bland ectomorph who wants to be a dwarf so bad. Tries to talk hard dwarf shit and brags about being a UnderGuard Disciples soldier, but nobody’s ever heard of him.

• Duncan Deez: Don’t do it. Don’t talk to this guy. Do not answer any of his questions.

• Yummy Sharkey Posse: The crew that got jumped so many times, it’s just one guy now: Potemkin V. Is oblivious to the fact that he no longer has posse.

Just roll a d26, plug in some of these loons, and get busy!